Friday, October 14, 2016

The Legend of Justin and Jughead, the notorious Shetland pony

My Dad bought him from an old man when I was six or seven.  Jughead was his name before we bought him, but there was no denying it fit the stubborn Shetland pony that seemed to get joy out of resisting the will of his small riders. The trait that enabled him to do this was his lack of feeling in his mouth.  No matter how severe a bit my dad put in his mouth and no matter how I jerked on his head in the direction I wanted to go, he simply tucked his head and went wherever his incorrigible little pony heart desired. 

I remember vividly the first time Jughead really ran off with me.  Dad and I were riding into a lake to camp and fish with some friends.  It was dark for most of the ride, as we had gotten a late start.  We were within a couple miles of the camp when Jughead decided he’d had enough and started to run back down the trail.  It took Dad a couple minutes to catch up and stop him.  I was in tears and a little terrified because I had literally zero control as we ran down the mountain.  I think Dad led Jughead the rest of the way to the camp.  That night, Jughead and my Dad’s horse escaped from the rope corral and ran back to the trailer where we found them the next day, happily waiting for us. 


I think I had ridden him a year, or maybe two, when Justin started riding him instead.  Justin, my childhood best friend, whom I've known since I was two, had a will that seemed to match Jughead better.  And it was this duo that made Jughead a legend.  Justin was a risk taker and adventurous by nature and Jughead certainly supplied ample reckless adventure.

On rare occasions, if you spurred Jughead in an effort to get him to go in a specific direction, he would attempt to buck you off.  Our ranch was infested with cactus and it was in an area full of them that Jughead decided to act out one day.  Justin spurred Jughead to get him to change directions and Jughead took full advantage of Justin being off balance by bucking him off. Justin landed butt-first in a cactus patch.  My Dad, after helping Justin retrieve Jughead, teased him relentlessly, calling him Cactus Charlie for some time.


On another occasion, Justin and I decided to race to a gate that we had dubbed “Dead Coyote Gate”  (because a coyote had been shot and died near the gate….why else would you name it that?!).  I am not sure why we thought it was a fair race at all, since I had a full size horse (Jody) and Jughead was a foot and a half shorter but nevertheless we were off to the races.  The race was across an alfalfa field.  The field had a pivot (moving sprinkler system) and that pivot had created several narrow tracks with the wheels that moved it across the field.  The tracks were about a foot wide and four inches deep.  As we approached the pivot track both of our mounts saw it simultaneously, put it in park and launched Justin and I forward.  I landed on Jody's neck and Justin face-planted in the alfalfa on the other side of the track because Jughead's neck was so short.  Neither of us was hurt but it was a lesson we never forgot.
But the story that really solidified Jughead as the most notorious kids pony ever, was the time he went off a buffalo jump.  My Dad and one of the other ranch hands, Bart, were riding through the yearlings one day and Justin was along for the ride on Jughead.  They had all split up to look for sick yearlings and my Dad and Bart got back together first.  Suddenly Justin came charging up on Jughead.  Both of them were covered in dirt on the right side and Jughead looked somewhat subdued, only resisting a little as Justin reined him toward my Dad.  "What happened to you?" Bart asked, a little concerned but hoping for a good story.  
"Jughead and I went off the buffalo jump back there!"  Justin exclaimed as he pointed back toward a gravel pit half a mile away.  
Justin and I were constantly reenacting scenes from the old west so it seemed only natural that a cliff as large as the bank of a gravel pit had to have been created for killing buffalo 150 years ago.  My Dad and Bart started to chuckle, watching the scene go down in their minds.  Jughead: open mouth, tucked head, running off as fast as he could in the opposite direction of wherever Justin wanted to go.  Justin: yanking, pulling, spurring and holding on for dear life.  Each struggling for control as they neared the 20-foot gravel bank and then suddenly both horse and rider were airborne for a short second.  Then on the ground with the breath knocked out of them scrambling to get up.  Fortunately neither of them was hurt and in the constant struggle for control between the two, Justin marked that one as a draw.  Justin went on to become quite the horseman, but surviving the legendary Jughead is still his greatest horsemanship accomplishment in my book.